Chapter 29: none of these people can (Part 2)

Zhang Yun was a little puzzled: “It’s clearly has nothing to do with your school!”

Principal Wang sighed: “If it’s only once or twice, I wouldn’t think too much about it, but there were hundreds of students. I always think it has something to do with the school’s feng shui, but our school has never experienced such a large number of casualties before.”

“You mean your school Feng Shui change suddenly?” Taoist Priest Qin looked at his compass for a long time but then shook his head firmly: “It’s impossible. Your school doesn’t have any magical instruments that affect the magnetic field at all, so it’s certainly not made by people. I think it’s very good.”

Wang Qingfeng sighed worriedly. It seems that the masters they invited this time can’t save his remaining hair. He better shaves his head.

Wang Jinhang, who had just graduated, saw Principal Wang had asked everyone but ignored himself. He felt that he was being underestimated. At the same time, he felt that these four people who came together didn’t have any eyesight. Principal Wang obviously asking them to find fault, but they all said it was good. Don’t they want to earn money?

“I don’t agree with them. I think the Feng Shui in your school is very problematic!” Wang Jinhang stood up proudly and glanced at the four people sitting together disdainfully: “I am not like these people, who only read a few feng shui books and came out to fool people. I have studied it carefully!”

Wang Jinhang stood up and turned around and started pointing out his finger: “I think the problem with Feng Shui in your school is mainly due to the experimental building in the east. It is three or four stories higher than the teaching building! What are the students? They are blooming flowers. They are the hope of the motherland. The thing they needed the most is the nourishment of sunlight and rain! The sun rises from the east, but this laboratory building is blocking the sun. The teaching building can’t get any sunlight, and the flowers can’t get solar energy. Do you think that’s okay?”

Wang Qingfeng looked dumbfounded: “But…”

“I know what you’re trying to say! You want to say that you can get sunlight when the sun turns around at noon, but the library in the south is also higher than the teaching building! There is no shelter to the west, but what does the sunset represent? Old age! Not only it can’t nourish the students, but it harms the students.” Wang Jinhang clapped his hands with a folding fan: “Your school’s design and planning have a big problem!”

Fatty Wang looked up at the overcast sky, stood up, and patted Wang Jinhang on the shoulder: “Brother, whenever it’s cloudy and there is no sun, remember to bring a compass when you go out, or you will get lost easily.”

Wang Jinhang pushed Fatty Wang’s hand away and looked at him defensively: “What do you mean by this?”

“What else do I mean? Do you know where are you facing?” Fatty Wang pointed to the direction of the laboratory building: “That place is west, and the library is on the north side of the teaching building. These two buildings don’t block the teaching building at all!”

Wang Jinhang subconsciously retorted: “Impossible, isn’t the school gate to the south? As soon as we came in, we walked in the east. I also asked the principal at that time, and he said that it is east! I saw the experimental building after a short walk. How could it get to the west?” 

Fatty Wang chuckled: “As soon as we entered the school, we walked in the small garden in the east. Then, we came out from the west exit. Did you turn back from there?”

Seeing Wang Jinhang’s dumbfounded look, both Zhang Yun and Zhu Zhenfeng’s stomach hurt from laughing. Even Taoist Priest Qin tried his best to control the corners of his lips from curving so as not to affect his own image.

Zhu Zhenfeng, who had been forced to accept numerous white eyes along the way, couldn’t help but laughed sarcastically: “You can’t even tell the most basic direction, but you came out to look at other place’s Feng Shui to talk so much nonsense!”

Zhang Yun also followed with a smile: “Why did you get the direction wrong? Would you like to walk around again and give your opinion?!”

 


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One thought on “Chapter 29: none of these people can (Part 2)

  1. OMG, this guy deserves a literal face slap. He’ll spout off anything to earn a few bucks. At least the other “masters” were decent enough to not say anything since they couldn’t find anything. I’m curious if the tao master and our little master will meet up one day and exchange info. Thanks for the update!

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